02 Granted Skills, A Shining Crest...?
"Then,
I'm off, Mom."
"Take
care, Maul. Make sure to contact me once you've made a decision."
In
this second life of mine, I’ve happily turned eighteen and am now setting off
for the royal capital.
To
receive my "Skill" and "Magic"!
It’s
not necessarily granted at eighteen, but one day, a crest suddenly appears
somewhere on your body, and you receive an oracle from the king, who is also a
priest, to be granted a "Skill" and "Magic."
Lucia,
who got her crest a bit earlier at sixteen, had already left for the royal
capital.
She
never came back, but rumors say she joined the Magic Craftsmen Guild and became
an adventurer.
Lucia,
equipped with skills, magic, and swordsmanship, seems to be making remarkable
progress.
As
a beautiful swordswoman...
As
her childhood friend, I’m happy for her success, but more than that, I’m glad
she’s doing well.
She
must have become even more beautiful since the day we parted. Ah, I really want
to see Lucia soon.
These
past two years, I’ve been languishing in days without Lucia.
Life
without Lucia was dull, and not being able to see her black hair made me
increasingly irritated and restless.
I
managed to vent my irritation by beating up bandits and ruffians who attacked
the village, but my restlessness wasn’t so easily dealt with—after all, Lucia
wasn’t here.
I
spent my days in vain, recalling Lucia and her flowing black hair, indulging in
self-gratification.
But
finally, three nights ago, after my usual bandit-beating routine and while
thinking of Lucia, a crest appeared on the palm of my right hand.
I
trembled with joy... This is my crest...
Its
shape, resembling a butterfly emitting a peach-colored light, seemed to
symbolize "love"...
"...Wait,
this is a lewd crest, isn’t it?!"
I
couldn’t help but shout loud enough for the whole village to hear... It was
undeniably a "lewd crest."
I
looked at it again... A heart-shaped crest glowing pink on my palm...
"It
really is a lewd crest!!"
My
soul’s cry echoed throughout the village.
Lucia’s
crest, which appeared on her chest, was said to resemble a snowflake—a cool
crest, though she didn’t show it to me when I was sixteen.
Well,
that’s why I’m setting off for the royal capital today.
Honestly,
I don’t really care about "Skills" or "Magic," but I really
want to see Lucia... I want to see Lu-chan. I’m drying up without her...
I
want to see that beautiful black hair with my own eyes again...
When
Lucia left, she told me she’d be "waiting" for me. Those words kept
me going through these two years, surviving on self-gratification alone—still a
virgin, of course.
My
first time will be with Lu-chan... That’s what I’ve decided!
With
my heart pounding, I left my hometown... to reunite with Lu-chan (and her
hair).
"Wow..."
I
was speechless when I arrived at the royal capital.
The
capital is surrounded by sturdy walls, and I enter through one of the four
gates located in each cardinal direction.
Passing
through the eastern gate, a large square appeared before my eyes.
With
many migrant workers and foreign merchants coming and going, the place was
bustling far more than my hometown village.
There
were many stalls selling food and crafts. I’d love to stroll around here with
Lucia someday.
Lucia
must be used to this by now, so maybe she’ll show me around. Walking with the
beautiful Lucia... Just imagining it is unbearable!
Strolling
while gazing at her beautiful black hair swaying in the wind would be so
delightful. My life is filled with hope.
"The
city really is great... hehe... drool"
I
couldn’t help but smile so much that I drooled. People around me were staring.
Humans,
of course, but also elves, dwarves, and other races I’d never seen in my
village were looking at me with puzzled expressions.
Maybe
they could tell I was a country bumpkin. I started feeling embarrassed.
Still,
everyone here is cute and stylish, and their hair is so beautiful.
There
are people with long hair, short hair, half-up styles, buns, ponytails, twin
tails... I could watch them all day without getting bored.
Gong,
gong...
"Oh,
I should get going."
The
sound of the bell signaling the time echoed through the square. The time for
the oracle was approaching.
In
my country, the Kingdom of Fetish, you can receive an oracle from the king, who
is also a priest, to be granted a "Skill" and "Magic."
If
you’re late for your scheduled time, it might be postponed, so I can’t be late.
I can’t bear to delay my reunion with Lucia any longer.
I
hurried through the crowd toward the royal castle towering in the center of the
capital.
I
managed to make it on time and was led to the "Oracle Chamber." The
solemn atmosphere made me a little nervous.
"The
king is arriving. Prepare yourself."
At
the signal from an elderly man who seemed to be an aide, I knelt in the center
of the hall, following the ritual procedure I’d been taught, and lowered my
eyes.
I
also removed the black fingerless glove on my right hand.
I
didn’t want to wear it—it felt like something out of a chuunibyou phase—but it
was far more embarrassing to have my lewd crest seen.
Creak...
The
heavy sound of the door opening echoed, and slow footsteps approached, stopping
in front of me.
"You
have come well, young one. Raise your face."
At
the solemn voice, I lifted my head. Before me stood a dignified man clad in a
red robe.
He’s
younger than I thought...
That
was my first impression. Though he had a white beard, he looked to be in his
mid-fifties.
The
king’s sharp eyes scrutinized me as if sizing me up. Perhaps the purpose of
this ritual is for the king to personally confirm those who are to receive new
Skills and Magic.
Otherwise,
there’d be no reason for the busy king to conduct the ritual himself. They
could just appoint other priests. Maybe it has something to do with the royal
bloodline.
The
king, of course, looked neat and had a firm expression. He must be a wise man.
It’s
good that the leader of my country doesn’t look like an idiot.
"...Show
me your crest."
I
silently stood up, keeping my face lowered. Even though it’s a ritual, the
other party is the king. I’m not allowed to speak casually; I must silently
follow instructions.
The
ritual itself isn’t complicated. The king touches the crest while chanting a
spell, and then the knowledge of how to use the Skill and Magic naturally comes
to mind.
Huh?
Does that mean the king touched Lucia’s chest?
This
king...
I
desperately suppressed my emotions and approached the king, showing the crest
on my right palm.
"Hmm...
This is, uh..."
The
king hesitated. Normally, he’d say something about the crest, but he seemed
confused by the unusual nature of mine.
Well,
it’s obviously a lewd crest. I don’t know if lewd crests even exist in this
world.
"...Then,
I shall bestow the oracle."
The
king seemed to give up on finding the right words and lightly touched my lewd
crest with his right hand. He must be wary of this strange crest.
"O
gods! Grant this one your power and bless their life."
The
spell was surprisingly simple. Maybe the spell itself doesn’t hold much
meaning.
I
slightly opened my eyes and saw the lewd... crest glowing. I’d heard about it,
but seeing it in person really feels like a miracle.
If
only the light weren’t pink... The king also had a complicated expression.
Well,
anyway, I’m excited to see what kind of Skill and Magic I’ll get. I hope it’s
something cool that will impress Lucia.
Once
this ritual is over, I’ll go see Lucia right away. I’ve kept her waiting for
too long.
"Oh,
gods, I thank you..."
It
seems the ritual is over. All that’s left is for the king to announce the name
of my Skill, and it’ll be done.
"The
power bestowed upon this one is named 'Fetish Control' and 'Thunder'..."
Huh?
Did the king just say "Fetish"?
No,
I must have misheard. The word "fetish" shouldn’t even exist in this
world.
I
looked at the king’s face... He was clearly confused.
"Young
one, I command you to live with the Fet... Fetish Control and Thunder bestowed
by the gods. May the gods’ blessings be with you..."
The
king stumbled over "Fetish Control." It must be an unfamiliar word.
He clearly pronounced "Thunder," though.
The
knowledge of how to use the Skill and Magic appeared in my mind, as if I’d
always known it... Seriously...
I
silently bowed my head. Right now, I just want to finish the ritual and leave
this place as soon as possible.
I
wish I could disappear into a hole... or into Lucia’s hole...
"Young
one, wait!"
As
I turned to leave the hall, the king called out to me. This must be
unprecedented, as the aides were murmuring.
"You
are permitted to speak. Explain what this 'Fetish Control' Skill is."
I
was dreading this. How am I supposed to explain this?!
I
looked at the crest on my right palm...
It
really is a lewd crest, isn’t it!
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